hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
makin my way downtown
ass is chapped
and I’m home bound.
I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.
…I may or may not have teared up a bit reading this ;)
I needed this kind of inspiration today. :)