*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
The world is weird, man. Weird and kinda beautiful.
the new assassin’s creed looks great
yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris
Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
consent is a hell of a thing aint it
"i’m gonna get a boyfriend this year"
me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this